The Hopping Crow

Sep 18

Oh and I was not the one who blacked them out btw. They were like that when I got my car

Well, I managed to make it over a year of driving without backing up into anything, but I guess today was just not my day. RIP passenger side view mirror. You will be missed…

To be fair tho, my tail lights are blacked out and I literally cannot see anything with them. Also trees blend in in the dark.

baileyfoundtheinternet:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

i need 22

baileyfoundtheinternet:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

i need 22

(via ncc-170dumb)

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(Source: itssexualhour, via fluffysaurus)

slayyy-queen:

deebott:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

them nails yassss

This is awesome

slayyy-queen:

deebott:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

them nails yassss

This is awesome

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http://geothebio.tumblr.com/post/97834824144/not-your-daughter-tuejjlaz -

not-your-daughter:

tuejjlaz:

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try…

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

(via whitecoffey)

appleflavoredcandy:

Mermaid Tail Printed Tights - $8.45
Also available in sheer!

appleflavoredcandy:

Mermaid Tail Printed Tights - $8.45

Also available in sheer!

(via whitecoffey)

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Sep 17

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via whitecoffey)

vintage-kisses:

This photo is of my town, it’s in quite a poor part and when I passed it on the bus I really realised how true it is

vintage-kisses:

This photo is of my town, it’s in quite a poor part and when I passed it on the bus I really realised how true it is

(via florascence)

Anonymous said: Can I have your kids?

captoring:

this week’s edition of “thirsty anon or goblin king?”