Wish me luck!
I’m gonna need it Dx
Stirring up the Christmas pudding with my family today!
Oh dear. You meant this image, right?
And this one, I bet.
I know, they’re so nasty, aren’t they? Almost as bad as this, from Franco Zeffrelli’s Romeo and Juliet.
Or this, from Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet:
Jeez, there’s even peen in Branagh’s Much Ado About Nothing:
And don’t even get me started on Greenaway’s Prospero’s Books:
(Which is, by the way, widely regarded as one of the more important artistic accomplishments in Shakespeare films.)
In the end I guess I see what you’re objecting to. I mean, my god, treating students like adults! How dare I! Because the one thing we don’t want students to do is to think critically about desire.
But you know, come to think of it there is one very significant difference between those first two images and the rest. The first were made by women, outside of any official economy, for other women’s pleasure. Is that what’s bothering you?
I approve this message so hard
what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
How to tape up your hands before a fight
Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?
It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.
Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
Why is always no homo
Absolutely gay all the homo
Freaking adorable !
I WANT A BABY PENGUIN!
Steal one from a zoo I will fully support you in this decision
Only if you help because I am not sneaky.
I had one of these growing up and I was such shit at it I literally have never heard one used for anything other than plonky, labored renditions of ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ in my living room. This is gorgeous.
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.